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dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long
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dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

(Source: carolxne)

thatfunnyblog:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

thatfunnyblog:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

(Source: angryblackman)

we have th same laptob omfvg

(Source: sweetcurse)

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freeballed:

me walking into church

freeballed:

me walking into church

(Source: maudit)

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timetravelgee:

tillthepartybreaksdown:

BYE LOLA

He’s so awkward I’m gonna fucking die

He reminds me of himself back in bullets? Or smth. my hero~

writing art history paper

"…the eye is then led up along the frame’s rounded upper dome to the pointed tip, centering attention on the figures of Christ and Mary."

heh

I ams matur studnt-adult

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

god is a seagull

god is a seagull

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes