rise of the jelly cats
and other stuff.
"six years down the crowded rooms and highways I call home"
Replicant, blue goldfish, ink
I personally don’t like it at all, but you lot are entitled to your opinions and I hear a bunch of you do like it, a lot.
haven’t finished it but I adore it, there’s just something about the whole thing
so much philosophy lol
Jamia? Can you hear me now? Okay, good. I need to have you write out this check. No, it’s not for sad puppies. I promise! WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE ME? You know what, okay, fine, I’m going to go steal Bob’s credit card instead.
“Hello, Bob? Yeah, Jamia’s not giving me the checkbook. Yeah. No. No she says we have to many dogs, so can I- what? No, I don’t have too many. You can never have enough- what? No, look, Bob. Can I just borrow your credit card? But- What? You spent all your money on cats? Oh for God sake I’m taking Gerard’s! Yeah, bye.”
He better not have maxed it out on those stupid boas again.
this fanbase is the best.
i love you guys.
oh my god this is great
“Yeah, Gerard? Hi, can I borrow your credit card? Bob won’t let me have his and Jamia won’t give me the chec-what? No, she says we have too many do-No we don’t! Why can’t anyo-BOAS AGAIN? You know what, fuck this, I’ll rob a fucking bank.”
sajfhgkjdsbfhdskg can i just
frank, i think its time for a new phone.
This fucking fanbase….hahahaha
“Hehehe. You got arrested.
I’ll call Jamia and tell her to write that check for you now so you can post bail.”
Oh my god this whole fucking post.
I have to keep reblogging this because the story keeps going.
FOREVER REBLORG THIS SHIT
dfghjkjhgfdfgjhkhgfdgfhgj you guise are gr8
lmao I am amused
THE KINDA DIRTY WHERE THE WATER NEVER CLEANS OFF THE CLOTHES
omg i cant anymore
hnnnghh isnt even an appropriate adjective anymore
I don’t know why, but the fact that it’s honey cracks me up.
omg so that’s why you’re so sweet!
Eating honey is actually common practice for singers, it’s really good for your throat/voice. That being said, he is deep throating that honey thing.
^lmao. Even when eating honey he has to make it sexual.